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Swamp juice: [Apr. 28th, 2010|11:40 am]
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fop
4 Parts Dark rum
2 Parts vanilla vodka
8 Parts (strong) ginger beer
2 Part freshly squeezed lime juice
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Because, we need a throne. [Apr. 7th, 2010|08:23 am]
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2010|08:09 am]
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Facebook [Apr. 5th, 2010|08:32 pm]
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grim_piper
Leisure Guild has a facebook presence, now.
Please join!
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.....also [Sep. 25th, 2009|01:23 pm]
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fop
Some day, I was thinking about getting an LG tattoo. Maybe this year? Anyone else in?
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Hi there loungers. [Sep. 25th, 2009|06:59 am]
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I have a few things that I want to get your sexy opinions on.

1st. As brunch is clearly the most leisureful meal of the day, I would like to do a daily brunch next year. It guarantees that everyone gets at least one good meal a day (without mooching) and its a time that we can spend as a household before we go on our separate drinking fornicating ways.

Leisure Map! How about crossing the T out on a treasure map and replacing it with an L. We have some sort of rhyming clues that lead to a chest buried somewhere at pennsic that has in it a scroll that can be redeemed for something cool back at the guild. Thoughts?
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The Swampy Song ( Sam in rare form, there) [Aug. 24th, 2009|09:12 pm]
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grim_piper

So, okay lets get some of these verses written down: Two rhymes per verse, chorus, back to verse
Verse1
If you open your eyes and you wish you could die
You're a Swampy
If you can't make a class cause you're drunk off your ass
Y. A. Swampy
Swampy Chorus:
Stumble stumble fall. Stagger drop and crawl.  Falling through a wall....Drunken Swampy
If you like all these things but you're too drunk to sing, you're a swampy!
V 2:
If you bathe in a pit and your garb looks like shit
Y. A. Swampy
If the clothing you wore you got off of a whore
Y.A. Swampy
Chorus
V. 3
If your tent has midew and it smells like a shoe
Y.A. Swampy
If you drink all night through 'til the morn has turned blue
Chorus
V.4
If it burns when you pee and you gave it to me
Y.A. Swampy
If you queef in my face and it burns me like mace
Chorus

V.5
If at dawn you are sweaty,
you probably live in the Getty
If you're covered in dust and are lacking in lust
you live topside
Topside glares, noses in the air, kiss my derriere...I'm a royal!
If you hate swampy things and kiss asses of kings, you live topside!
V.6
If you wear pointy hats and your pussy's got bats
Y.L. Topside
If you carry a stick and you act like a prick
Y.L. Topside
Topside glares.....chorus
V. 7
If your war's filled with strife cause we're plowing your wife
Y.L. Topside
If' it's also not fun cause were doing your son
Y.L. Topside
Chorus
I changed the last bit of the topside chorus to the "kiss asses of kings" bit.
I know there are others, so let's see them:






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Last minute projects [Jul. 18th, 2009|10:58 am]
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Here are a few easy last minuets projects ideas. I may try to get some of these done myself, so if you want to take one on, let us know with a comment so we don’t end up with 4 of the same thing.
An official party board for the slack (probably with our device on it.) This can be done easily as a hinged a-frame signboard.
A few directional signs. Perhaps a few signs cut out to look like fezzes on a 1x post with an arrow, as in “this way to leisure”….. This would be quick and easy, and we would likely need no more than three of them.
Benches and tables. These can be either found or made.
A taxidermy goat wearing a fez. Ok, admittedly, that one may be a bit harder to pull of in a few days.
Belt favors. Not everyone gets a badge, godamnit. Not everyone deserves one, there aren’t that many, and Marc works far too hard on them. Some cheep spray-painted stenciled favors of our devise, or even just a simple drawing of a fez would give us something to give away to the most leisureful of the general populous.
That’s all for now, see you in a few days.

-m-
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Project Progress? [Jul. 8th, 2009|06:21 pm]
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How's everyone coming on their Pennsic projects?  I will soon be insane.  The new cup is turning out to be a major pain in the ass.  The Guild badges are under way and the Ark of The Drunkanent isn't going to happen this year.   I also need some help on the shot bottle launcher if someone feels up to making it.
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Projects for Pennsic [Jun. 10th, 2009|04:42 pm]
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With a little over a month until Pennsic camp projects must be considered.
This year, I am doing a new set of badges in aluminum or pewter with a burgundy purple field.
I am also making a presentation cup for Springwood in copper , bronze and blackwood.

What projects do you have going for this year?
What can you suggest for others?

This will be reposted on myspace as well.
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