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The Swampy Song ( Sam in rare form, there) [Aug. 24th, 2009|09:12 pm]
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So, okay lets get some of these verses written down: Two rhymes per verse, chorus, back to verse
If you open your eyes and you wish you could die
You're a Swampy
If you can't make a class cause you're drunk off your ass
Y. A. Swampy
Swampy Chorus:
Stumble stumble fall. Stagger drop and crawl.  Falling through a wall....Drunken Swampy
If you like all these things but you're too drunk to sing, you're a swampy!
V 2:
If you bathe in a pit and your garb looks like shit
Y. A. Swampy
If the clothing you wore you got off of a whore
Y.A. Swampy
V. 3
If your tent has midew and it smells like a shoe
Y.A. Swampy
If you drink all night through 'til the morn has turned blue
If it burns when you pee and you gave it to me
Y.A. Swampy
If you queef in my face and it burns me like mace

If at dawn you are sweaty,
you probably live in the Getty
If you're covered in dust and are lacking in lust
you live topside
Topside glares, noses in the air, kiss my derriere...I'm a royal!
If you hate swampy things and kiss asses of kings, you live topside!
If you wear pointy hats and your pussy's got bats
Y.L. Topside
If you carry a stick and you act like a prick
Y.L. Topside
Topside glares.....chorus
V. 7
If your war's filled with strife cause we're plowing your wife
Y.L. Topside
If' it's also not fun cause were doing your son
Y.L. Topside
I changed the last bit of the topside chorus to the "kiss asses of kings" bit.
I know there are others, so let's see them:

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Project Progress? [Jul. 8th, 2009|06:21 pm]
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How's everyone coming on their Pennsic projects?  I will soon be insane.  The new cup is turning out to be a major pain in the ass.  The Guild badges are under way and the Ark of The Drunkanent isn't going to happen this year.   I also need some help on the shot bottle launcher if someone feels up to making it.
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Projects for Pennsic [Jun. 10th, 2009|04:42 pm]
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With a little over a month until Pennsic camp projects must be considered.
This year, I am doing a new set of badges in aluminum or pewter with a burgundy purple field.
I am also making a presentation cup for Springwood in copper , bronze and blackwood.

What projects do you have going for this year?
What can you suggest for others?

This will be reposted on myspace as well.
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